uhh akiba maid war sure is a Show,

I wish I was a teenager in the 90s when disco was the hip new thing and they'd just invented the bicycle

I wish I'd been a teenager in the crazy 60's when the new fashion trend was "thick furs to keep me safe from sabertooths and eternal winter" and halo 2 had just come out on the xbox

I mean it. It could cause gonorrhea if you. If. If you. <<;; If you.

I think the reason so many LOTR ripoffs fail is because they make their Aragorn analogue the main character, when the entire point of Aragorn is that he’s “the person the villains think is the main character, but is Not.”

Aragorn seems like a traditional King Arthur style hero— he has huge Main Character Energy because he’s supported by destiny, by bloodline, by all these magic artifacts and prophecies, and etc etc. Frodo and Sam are Just Some Guys. Aragorn recognizes that Sauron understandably thinks he’s the main hero of this story ….and he pretends to believe it too, spending the entire series using himself as a diversion to prevent Sauron from seeing Frodo and Sam.

Aragorn’s whole thing is that knows he seems like the Main Hero of this legend to people who don’t know better —- but he also knows that he isn’t, and that his role is just to keep Sauron’s eye on him in order to protect the people around him.

And it works! Sauron is so fixated on defeating his Legendary Destined Archenemy with Extreme Main Character Energy that he completely overlooks the two ordinary little guys who were the real threat to him all along.

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TECHNOTRONIC TUESDAY

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トロッコ問題の解決。

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i want to give anomalocaris a happy meal

:) i gave him a happi meal

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everyone posts edits of this image but nobody told me the og was funny as hell on its own

I have never seen an edit of this in my life

theyre going to put a fucking band on me

the ladies love my colourful and bright leg band

i have fathered a disproportionate amount of the local egg population as a result of my colourful and bright leg band

girl help your colorful and bright leg band is disrupting the ornithologists' data

someone’s mad he doesn’t have a colourful and bright leg band

youre fucking up my statistics

know what else is being fucked?

shut

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AAGH AAGH AAGH

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big bro armored core is back 🦾

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